<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8962431548531214931</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:43:38.572-08:00</updated><category term='2'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='wonky'/><category term='1'/><category term='cameron'/><category term='louis XVI'/><category term='actor'/><category term='astronomer'/><category term='tom cruise'/><category term='jesse'/><category term='faces'/><category term='megalodon'/><category term='blog'/><title type='text'>Wonky Faces</title><subtitle type='html'>People making wonky faces.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Red Colossus.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12859695293734398238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_duBLHvBHpfs/R4cMtYEZL7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/5lqhnXQvTes/S220/RED+COLOSSUS.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8962431548531214931.post-4793305356185524964</id><published>2008-05-06T20:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T09:38:44.156-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='astronomer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='louis XVI'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='megalodon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wonky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesse'/><title type='text'>#2 - Jesse B.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://darkcolossi.com/images/WF2Jesse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://darkcolossi.com/images/WF2Jesse.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;What did you want to be when you were little?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Archaeologist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;What do you plan on being now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Internet Superstar/Astronomer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Worst way to die?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Burning alive in a car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do you believe in the following?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;UFOs-&lt;/span&gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Bigfoot-&lt;/span&gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Loch Ness Monster-&lt;/span&gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Modern-Day Megalodons-&lt;/span&gt; No, but I wish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ghosts-&lt;/span&gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Favorite word?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rapscallion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Single biggest moment in history?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The decapitation of Louis the XVI.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;First thing that comes to mind when you hear the following?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ugly-&lt;/span&gt; Baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Death-&lt;/span&gt; Funeral.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Celebrity-&lt;/span&gt; Patricia Heaton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Monster-&lt;/span&gt; Ahh Real Monsters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Childhood-&lt;/span&gt; Swings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;............&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8962431548531214931-4793305356185524964?l=wonkyfaces.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/feeds/4793305356185524964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8962431548531214931&amp;postID=4793305356185524964' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/4793305356185524964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/4793305356185524964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/2008/05/2-jesse-b.html' title='#2 - Jesse B.'/><author><name>The Red Colossus.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12859695293734398238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_duBLHvBHpfs/R4cMtYEZL7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/5lqhnXQvTes/S220/RED+COLOSSUS.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8962431548531214931.post-6597466836601502330</id><published>2008-05-05T17:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T09:39:40.650-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='actor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tom cruise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cameron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='1'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wonky'/><title type='text'>#1 - Cameron S.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://darkcolossi.com/images/WF1Cameron.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://darkcolossi.com/images/WF1Cameron.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;What did you want to be when you were little?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An actor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;What do you plan on being now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A filmmaker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Worst way to die?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drowning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do you believe in the following?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;UFOs-&lt;/span&gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Bigfoot-&lt;/span&gt; Sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Loch Ness Monster-&lt;/span&gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Modern-Day Megalodons-&lt;/span&gt; Probably.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ghosts-&lt;/span&gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Favorite word?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Single biggest moment in history?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The death of Christ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;First thing that comes to mind when you hear the following?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ugly-&lt;/span&gt; Stupid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Death-&lt;/span&gt; Life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Celebrity-&lt;/span&gt; Tom Cruise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Monster-&lt;/span&gt; That red thing from Looney Tunes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Childhood-&lt;/span&gt; Happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;............&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8962431548531214931-6597466836601502330?l=wonkyfaces.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/feeds/6597466836601502330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8962431548531214931&amp;postID=6597466836601502330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/6597466836601502330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/6597466836601502330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/2008/05/1-cameron-s.html' title='#1 - Cameron S.'/><author><name>The Red Colossus.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12859695293734398238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_duBLHvBHpfs/R4cMtYEZL7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/5lqhnXQvTes/S220/RED+COLOSSUS.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8962431548531214931.post-3545785036059590223</id><published>2008-04-16T23:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-05T18:15:31.309-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wonky'/><title type='text'>Welcome to the Faces of Wonk.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Currently compiling pictures.&lt;br /&gt;Only the wonkiest of faces need apply.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8962431548531214931-3545785036059590223?l=wonkyfaces.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/feeds/3545785036059590223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8962431548531214931&amp;postID=3545785036059590223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/3545785036059590223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8962431548531214931/posts/default/3545785036059590223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wonkyfaces.blogspot.com/2008/04/welcome-to-faces-of-wonk.html' title='Welcome to the Faces of Wonk.'/><author><name>The Red Colossus.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12859695293734398238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_duBLHvBHpfs/R4cMtYEZL7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/5lqhnXQvTes/S220/RED+COLOSSUS.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
